My new 'friend' with benefit

So okay, I was minding my own business, surfing for movies and stuff on Xsocam tonight right (Xsocam's like my hostel LAN thing, where hostelites share stuff with each other). And then I suddenly got this private message from this guy. So it goes like this: ([ ] is me interpreting his England)

I didn't post the whole conversation btw.

Legend:
Yellow = me
Blue = powderful sentence

[22:55:18] hi
[22:56:08] yeah?
[22:56:19] hah i
[22:56:44] what?
[22:56:52] male here
[22:56:53] thr
[22:57:10] errm
[22:57:11] so?
[22:57:23] hey
[22:57:24] tel me la
[22:57:38] tell you what?
[22:57:52] male r female
[22:59:17] ur bisexual ah
[22:59:36] dude
[22:59:46] my sexual orientation has nothing to do with my gender aight?
[22:59:55] tsk
[23:00:01] k
[23:00:08] like to have fun with me
[23:00:42] hello

Of course, being the non-party pooper I must agree wan mar.

[23:03:02] sure
[23:03:11] oh
[23:03:17] like to meet me now
[23:03:21] n have fun now
[23:03:40] yup
[23:03:43] what are you into?
[23:03:57] can u cum 2 my room now
[23:04:32] block a?
[23:04:46] ur girl r guy
[23:04:58] does it matter?
[23:05:07] it's just fun, innit?
[23:05:09] den what la
[23:05:20] k im n block b [i think he meant block a, cos block b's exclusively for girls]
[23:05:52] 4th floor
[23:06:24] u girl then?
[23:06:43] no im guy
[23:06:48] im not girl

LOL of course I must question his intention right. Just to poke fun at him.

[23:10:57] go ur room do what?
[23:11:08] just talk
[23:11:16] not in my room in hal [not in my room, in the hall]
[23:11:22] r somewhr u like [or somewhere you like]
[23:11:46] oh
[23:11:52] so u're not asking for sex?
[23:11:57] tel me
[23:12:02] hmmmm
[23:12:06] may be if u like
[23:12:11] lol
[23:12:14] how old are u?
[23:12:19] 20

Imagine that. A 20 year old kid asking me for sex. (*ahem*)

[23:15:45] k la
[23:16:06] den cum here la letz v talk after that u decide n hv sex
[23:16:11] r u go 2 ur room
[23:16:24] u tell me ur name and what u're studying first
[23:16:28] so...
[23:16:33] u are asking for sex then?
[23:16:40] or are u asking for a person to chat with?
[23:17:08] if friends means v can chat if u like means hv fun in that [?]

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[23:32:59] hey plz la
[23:33:03] i vil not eat u
[23:33:15] don't worry i vil not tel anyone
[23:33:23] tel b friends out side
[23:34:22] lol
[23:34:26] what's ur plan actually?
[23:34:29] what are u planning to do?
[23:34:45] what ur thinking
[23:34:56] im modd to have sex with u [i'm in the mood to have sex with you]

I'm modd to crack his head open. So then I asked him the most important question.

[23:45:18] have u ever had sex?
[23:45:26] nop
[23:46:52] u ask me to go to ur room, i dont know u, u dont know me
[23:46:56] and u want to have sex with me?
[23:47:17] hmmmm if interest both means [yes, if both of us are interested]
[23:47:26] u want to have sex for the first time with a stranger?
[23:47:50] ur not stranger
[23:47:53] ur my friend

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. This is a freaking classic, man. But this is not the end.

[23:59:37] aih
[23:59:41] not very smart
[23:59:44] go sleep lar then
[23:59:54] k bye
[23:59:57] take care
[00:00:07] if ur interest to cum means i vil wait la
[00:00:15] i vil suck ur cock
[00:00:19] but missed up [missed out]
[00:00:21] k bye

I thought I was playing him. But no. Goodness. LOL.

[00:11:25] i ask my gay friend to go over
[00:11:28] okay?
[00:12:12] who
[00:12:37] someone
[00:12:42] if u dont want it's fine
[00:14:52] how i vil find him
[00:15:08] i ask him to wait outside ur unit
[00:15:15] u wait for him there
[00:15:18] oh k
[00:15:24] i will tell him, whether he comes anot it depends on him
[00:15:26] okay
[00:15:28] bye
[00:15:35] tel him to cum at 3a 4th floor
[00:15:51] den til that i hv 2 wait ah
[00:16:07] yes
[00:16:12] bye
[00:16:13] hmmmm
[00:16:20] comform with him n tel la
[00:16:23] hey hey
[00:16:24] tel me
[00:16:31] what i wana to do
[00:16:39] just wait for him lar
[00:16:40] aiyor
[00:16:40] wait in my floor ah
[00:16:43] yes
[00:16:51] k can i go now
[00:16:56] k im going
[00:17:03] out to wait for him

What does he think? Be perverted, and not get anything done to him in return? Be perverted, and expect people to take up his offer?

Gila siut one this kind of people.

But anyone in condo who'll like a gay partner, please by all means look for this guy. India Indian (as in native India), 5'7", doing computer tech in Sunway, very perverted, possibly mental, staying in block A, 4th floor, unit 3a, single room.