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My new 'friend' with benefit

So okay, I was minding my own business, surfing for movies and stuff on Xsocam tonight right (Xsocam's like my hostel LAN thing, where hostelites share stuff with each other). And then I suddenly got this private message from this guy. So it goes like this: ([ ] is me interpreting his England)

I didn't post the whole conversation btw.

Legend:
Yellow = me
Blue = powderful sentence

[22:55:18] hi
[22:56:08] yeah?
[22:56:19] hah i
[22:56:44] what?
[22:56:52] male here
[22:56:53] thr
[22:57:10] errm
[22:57:11] so?
[22:57:23] hey
[22:57:24] tel me la
[22:57:38] tell you what?
[22:57:52] male r female
[22:59:17] ur bisexual ah
[22:59:36] dude
[22:59:46] my sexual orientation has nothing to do with my gender aight?
[22:59:55] tsk
[23:00:01] k
[23:00:08] like to have fun with me
[23:00:42] hello

Of course, being the non-party pooper I must agree wan mar.

[23:03:02] sure
[23:03:11] oh
[23:03:17] like to meet me now
[23:03:21] n have fun now
[23:03:40] yup
[23:03:43] what are you into?
[23:03:57] can u cum 2 my room now
[23:04:32] block a?
[23:04:46] ur girl r guy
[23:04:58] does it matter?
[23:05:07] it's just fun, innit?
[23:05:09] den what la
[23:05:20] k im n block b [i think he meant block a, cos block b's exclusively for girls]
[23:05:52] 4th floor
[23:06:24] u girl then?
[23:06:43] no im guy
[23:06:48] im not girl

LOL of course I must question his intention right. Just to poke fun at him.

[23:10:57] go ur room do what?
[23:11:08] just talk
[23:11:16] not in my room in hal [not in my room, in the hall]
[23:11:22] r somewhr u like [or somewhere you like]
[23:11:46] oh
[23:11:52] so u're not asking for sex?
[23:11:57] tel me
[23:12:02] hmmmm
[23:12:06] may be if u like
[23:12:11] lol
[23:12:14] how old are u?
[23:12:19] 20

Imagine that. A 20 year old kid asking me for sex. (*ahem*)

[23:15:45] k la
[23:16:06] den cum here la letz v talk after that u decide n hv sex
[23:16:11] r u go 2 ur room
[23:16:24] u tell me ur name and what u're studying first
[23:16:28] so...
[23:16:33] u are asking for sex then?
[23:16:40] or are u asking for a person to chat with?
[23:17:08] if friends means v can chat if u like means hv fun in that [?]

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[23:32:59] hey plz la
[23:33:03] i vil not eat u
[23:33:15] don't worry i vil not tel anyone
[23:33:23] tel b friends out side
[23:34:22] lol
[23:34:26] what's ur plan actually?
[23:34:29] what are u planning to do?
[23:34:45] what ur thinking
[23:34:56] im modd to have sex with u [i'm in the mood to have sex with you]

I'm modd to crack his head open. So then I asked him the most important question.

[23:45:18] have u ever had sex?
[23:45:26] nop
[23:46:52] u ask me to go to ur room, i dont know u, u dont know me
[23:46:56] and u want to have sex with me?
[23:47:17] hmmmm if interest both means [yes, if both of us are interested]
[23:47:26] u want to have sex for the first time with a stranger?
[23:47:50] ur not stranger
[23:47:53] ur my friend

LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. This is a freaking classic, man. But this is not the end.

[23:59:37] aih
[23:59:41] not very smart
[23:59:44] go sleep lar then
[23:59:54] k bye
[23:59:57] take care
[00:00:07] if ur interest to cum means i vil wait la
[00:00:15] i vil suck ur cock
[00:00:19] but missed up [missed out]
[00:00:21] k bye

I thought I was playing him. But no. Goodness. LOL.

[00:11:25] i ask my gay friend to go over
[00:11:28] okay?
[00:12:12] who
[00:12:37] someone
[00:12:42] if u dont want it's fine
[00:14:52] how i vil find him
[00:15:08] i ask him to wait outside ur unit
[00:15:15] u wait for him there
[00:15:18] oh k
[00:15:24] i will tell him, whether he comes anot it depends on him
[00:15:26] okay
[00:15:28] bye
[00:15:35] tel him to cum at 3a 4th floor
[00:15:51] den til that i hv 2 wait ah
[00:16:07] yes
[00:16:12] bye
[00:16:13] hmmmm
[00:16:20] comform with him n tel la
[00:16:23] hey hey
[00:16:24] tel me
[00:16:31] what i wana to do
[00:16:39] just wait for him lar
[00:16:40] aiyor
[00:16:40] wait in my floor ah
[00:16:43] yes
[00:16:51] k can i go now
[00:16:56] k im going
[00:17:03] out to wait for him

What does he think? Be perverted, and not get anything done to him in return? Be perverted, and expect people to take up his offer?

Gila siut one this kind of people.

But anyone in condo who'll like a gay partner, please by all means look for this guy. India Indian (as in native India), 5'7", doing computer tech in Sunway, very perverted, possibly mental, staying in block A, 4th floor, unit 3a, single room.

The new year has just barely started...

...and I've already watched the worst film 2008 has to offer!

Honestly, if you want to save your sanity, AVOID watching Gabriel!

Fairly interesting storyline, but...let's just say, bad directing, bad acting. It could be watch-able if only the film takes on a different direction :/

Boring as hell and hello, what does it teach kids? Angels (or Arcs or whatever as they like to call it) do not swear, do not have sex with each other (!) and they certainly do not attempt suicide!

The only thing I find funny throughout the whole movie experience is what the other cinemagoers did. One lady commented to her bf that the movie is 'hou lan 9 sien.' Haha. A few left the cinema. A few were playing games and sms-ing on their handphones. I think a few were sleeping too.

It's got to be Draco AND Hermione!

Okay, I'll have you know I'm the type who reads and re-reads and re-re-reads my books. I have read any/every book/novel/chic lit that I have more than 1 time (at least). And when I'm finally bored with reading them too much, I read fan fictions. Only on those that I deem to have you know, presentable characters, a strong base for a storyline etc etc. Like, Harry Potter. (This is strictly IMHO, so fizz off if you don't like HP)

I loved the idea of Ron and Hermione together. This whole 'opposites attract' thing really, really interests me. I like it when two person who are not even in the slight similar, are together or have feelings for each other or whatever. It makes the impossible possible.

Do I sound like a romantic? Because I won't admit it.

When I was reading the 7th book I hoped, I prayed, I begged JK Rowling to make Ron and Hermione together. And I actually believed that none of the 3 will die, I actually thought maybe Ginny will die. But that's beside the point - what I really want to say is that I've changed my opinion, and I need to know that it's not only me who thinks that Draco and Hermione will be a better fit.

Now I'm going to list down the points to support my conclusion, based on the 'opposites attract' theory:

Ron & Hermione

• Ron is dumb, Hermione is smart

HELLO? That's just about what they have not in common. Whereas...


Draco & Hermione

• Draco is mean, Hermione is kind
• Draco has blonde hair, Hermione is a brunette
• Draco is a boy, Hermione is a girl
  
• Draco is pure-blood, Hermione is Muggle-born
• Draco is in Slytherin, Hermione in Gryffindor
  

Also, I've thought about it, and some similarities are good for a relationship, ya? But I'm not going to list down the points for Ron & Hermione, because really, they're not meant for each other and JK Rowling has done a grave, grave mistake about that.

• Draco is smart, Hermione is smart
• Draco is very good-looking, Hermione is very good-looking
  
• Draco is good at Potions, so is Hermione
• Draco is rich, Hermione is too (as opposed to poor Weasley)
  
• Draco hates Hermione, Hermione hates Draco too

Draco has many plus points too: he's really charming, he's bound to be a better kisser than Ron, Malfoy is a better surname than Weasley, he dresses well, he's cutely snobbish, he's blonde not redhead :S etc.

So Ron and Hermione have the 'opposites attract' thing going on, but so what? So do Draco and Hermione, plus much more! Ron's a good boy, and nobody likes a good boy. Every girl likes a bad boy. Draco is a bad boy. Isn't it so romantic if Draco turns out to be a good boy who pretends to be a bad boy? What is better than a bad boy and a good girl? A good boy and a good girl? NO!

Also, because the both of them are so very good-looking (Draco and Hermione)...



...they will make very beautiful babies!

I'm well aware that I'm being biased, but think about it - the possibility of Draco and Hermione together, isn't it more exciting, more dangerous, more enticing, more wrong that Ron and Hermione? I know Emma Watson's a big fan of Ron/Hermione, but hor, she should really, really think about it. Tom Felton's 100% more good-looking than Rupert Grint.

I think this post is quite juvenile, but what the fuck lar, I have been reading too much fan fiction and I really, really, really think that Hermione should be with Draco, not Ron!

people are very big on torrents, aren't they? the few weeks that grey's anatomy is on hiatus, people have been restless. people = me. now the latest episode is up, and it's going at 150 KBPS. i don't know about you guys, but for a single torrent to go up to 150 KBPS +/-, is a big big thing (for me).

i permed my hair. at first it looked real funny. really really weird funny funny weird. then it looks okay now. i think i'm used to it looking horrible.

i've been contemplating selling my PSP for a DSL. DSL games suit me more, innit? i like cute, kiddy, girly games. games like 300: March to Glory and Def Jam: Fight for New York: The Takeover, they don't impress me much. i like games with titles like, Animal Crossing. or Mario Kart. you know?

lentty bought her PSP super expensive, but she's not listening to me. lol. she's in ignorance mode. as long as she's happy.

i think my bf's real lucky to have me. sounds perasan-ish, yeah, but hey, tell me, which girl watches football every weekend regularly (not to mention the weekdays games), plays PSP, walks to pyramid, is very very super good in bed (hahahaha i am just joking), and... uh... i'll have to think a bit more.

on the other hand, i am unlucky because my bf is a chelski supporter. full stop. lol. okay joking only. i don't care anymore. i have become the ultimate super good gf!

i still want a bikini. i do not have a bikini because of michelle koo. i shall blame her. cos you know, she is supposed to buy a bikini for my birthday. waikit wanted to buy me one, but no, she said she'll buy me one. fine. then she sidetracked, and bought me something else instead!!!!!!!!!!!!! noooooooooooooooo! where is my BIKINI now??????????? on somebody's body!!!!!!!! therefore, the blame lies with michelle koo. i am too fat and too lazy to now go buy a bikini. i shall go down to 39kg before i buy one now lol.

i miss mei. she's so far away.

ooh. i'm gonna watch grey's anatomy now. took 30 minutes or so only, innit fast? then i shall go study after that :)

xmas...in singapore!

whee! me is going singapore for xmas!

me is going orchard road on xmas eve to look at bright bright shiny thingies!

me is going to look at wii, ps3 and chotto shot!

me is going to buy football thingies!

lol. i just hope johor bahru ain't as flooded as it's reported. manatau go halfway dee, have to turn back lol.

monash ball 2006

i drafted this on 28/09. oh yes, i did too. lol. sorry for the reaaaaaaaaally late update, but really i can't be bothered to blog anymore lol.

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okay, monash ball pictures. only a few, because i am the laziest person in the world. i am not one to always camwhore, so please allow me to start with a self-taken picture first okay. wait. i should start with what happens first, right?

okay. very quick recap. went to do hair, rushed to friend's place, did makeup, got ready, jumped in the MPV/SUV (i dont know the difference), shot off to golden horses. there, done. pics now.






i like this picture. very candid, no? wee fong and i.


the infamous golden horse.


the 3 of us. wee fong, me, brenda.




tsk. blogger is super slow, so i cannot be bothered to upload other pictures.

anyway today i just finished the year end exams, lol, so happy. no more cultural liberalism, technological determinism and value exchange model. tsk.

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today man utd - copenhagen is showing, but i can't watch cos no one wants to watch with me. sara twisted his ankle playing futsal (again; he's always having some injury) and wk has exam the next day :( :( :(

btw peeps, i'm coming back on sat/sun =) time to meet annie, cw and gang! so long never meet :( time to gather everyone together! ooh, time to play some badminton again! lol. hyper for 1 week, then bore my brains out for the next 2+ months.